
As many of us avid CNN watchers have noticed, there's a little tinge of flare to our main man Anderson Cooper. If you haven't been watching, Anderson Cooper hosts his own news program called Anderson Cooper 360, a staple in modern news coverage. They boast that real news coverage is out in the field, "getting to know" the guys out there, "filming" them, and "working with them" to achieve a more "balanced" perspective.
But could this man, a lady-killin' stud muffin, actually be a sea-faring traveler in search of some "pirate's booty?" Well, as Out.com tells us, he's not only gay, he's number 2 on their most powerful homosexuals list! Don't believe me?
"#2 Anderson Cooper
Anointed an “emo-anchor” by The New York Observer for his coverage of Hurricane Katrina, the rise of Anderson Cooper heralded the simultaneous demise of the Dan Rather-Tom Brokaw era of dry efficiency. Despite an unfortunate side trip into reality TV in 2001 as host of ABC’s late, unlamented The Mole, his instincts have served him well: His annual salary at CNN was reportedly doubled this year, from $2 million to $4 million."
--Out.com
I know, on one hand I'm happier than a clam; those flirt sessions with Erica Hill are nothing but a show. But on the other hand, I'm upset... Why won't he come out of the closet?
What's his private life like? I'm incredibly curious. "Coopie woopie, come back to bed, you have a big thtory waiting...honeybun! Thtop fikthing your hair, you know I'm jutht going to meth it awwwwl up."
"Dobbs, settle down, I'll be there in a jiffy."
Anderson is the man. When he's not searching for buried treasure, he's out there giving us a quality report of the news. I hope he takes over for Larry King when he retires, which is the going assumption.
He delivers. I mean, what's wrong with making the news happen, going home, putting on the Bravo channel, lighting a candle or two, finishing the leftover tofu in the fridge, and making Lou Dobbs bite the pillow before you hit the hay?
Nothing Anderson, nothing at all.
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